StarCrossed
Chapter 1: Opening
by Cain
Mystician Empire. Terrenus Solar-System. Terrenus VII. Trell City.
Year: 323 A.A. Month: 4. Day:15. Time: 13:25 P.M., Trell Standard Time
Tartingill was lost, and lost badly.
This was his first day in Trell City and, possibly, his last. Not that he was
fortunate enough to be rescued from this place, oh no. It was more likely to be
his last day of life. Already he had narrowly avoided being mugged and possibly
killed, and he'd been made surprising offers ranging from drugs to sex to
something called "gasoline", and he was feeling altogether tired and
disoriented. There were hardly any lights on in the entire city, presumably
because nobody liked to look at their surroundings too closely. It wasn't a city
that appealed to the eyes. However, Tartingill would have gladly (well, not
really gladly) endured the sight of the ugly city if it meant he wasn't
wandering alone and cold in a dark alley in a wrinkled and sooty business suit,
trying to find a woman he'd never heard of before tonight.
He'd arrived at the one starport on this miserable planet and been flown by
shuttle to this horrid city almost immediately. His innocent questions as to the
character of his destination had mostly been laughed at, and he'd even heard a
few of his fellow passengers on the shuttle jokingly making wagers as to how
long he'd survive in Trell City. Tartingill, having been raised in a fairly
civilized area of Mysticia, had become rather worried at the picture he'd been
getting of his destination, and had asked a relatively friendly co-pilot if
there was anything he needed to know if he wanted to survive in the city.
"Keep your head down," was the co-pilot's main piece of advice. "Once you've
settled down to your job, you should get the hang of it. What's your job going
to be, by the way?" Tartingill, unsure as to how this would affect anything, had
told him that he was a tax collector. The co-pilot had taken a long look at him,
and written a name on a piece of paper. "Find her," he ordered grimly. "You'll
need her. And for your sake, I hope you're not staying long."
Once Tartingill had successfully deciphered the man's sloppy handwriting, he
could see that Crystal McKenna's Protection Agency was written on the
piece of paper. There was no phone number or address, or even tips on how to
find the woman, just the four words. Tartingill had tried to get the co-pilot to
elaborate once the shuttle landed, but people had been so willing to get out of
the shuttle and into some (relatively) fresh air that they'd literally pushed
and pulled him outside with them, and the shuttle had taken off before it could
be spray-painted or, just as probably, bombed.
His fellow passengers had not, of course, been interested in helping him find
this woman, assuming it even was a woman. If it was unrelated to money, rest, or
more money, nobody had been interested in helping him out. He'd tried to ask
around the city, but this had actually resulted in him nearly getting shot, an
experience he was quite unused to. He'd considered using his powerful Mystic
magic on some thugs who pushed him around a bit, but had promptly remembered
that he had no powerful Mystic magic. He'd always been more interested in
studying other, more physical subjects in college, such as math or women. That
in mind, he used what magic he had to create an illusion of himself and ran away
as quickly as possible. The thugs soon figured out that it was an illusion,
since it didn't whine or plead as he had, but by then he was long gone.
He was certainly glad that, assuming he survived the night, he'd be leaving in a
month, though he would rather have left much sooner. He'd always wanted to work
for the Mystician Empire, but he had never expected to become a Tax Collector.
It wasn't a very popular job, and now that he thought about it, Tartingill would
have wagered that the average Tax Collector in Trell City had the life
expectancy of a mayfly. Which would explain the rather exorbitant sum he was
being paid for one month's work. There was always a catch.
Tartingill stiffened. He'd heard something behind him. He tried to stay silent,
though he found himself quietly whining and made himself stop it. He listened,
but heard nothing further. He looked around, but saw only darkness. He took a
deep breath and decided to find somewhere to sleep, even if it was a
cardboard box. Or even somewhere... disreputable. He was starting to regret
having refused all of those offers from women who seemed nice enough, if a
little suspicious-looking.
He didn't have time to make good on this new course of action, though, because
he turned a corner and ran straight into a brick wall. He fell roughly to the
ground and looked up at the unexpected wall, only to realize that the light of
the moon was shining down, not on a wall, but on a wall-like man, who looked
none too happy at having been run into. In fact, he didn't look much like he was
ever happy about anything. Except perhaps money. Behind the wall-like man were
several other less wall-like people. Tartingill would have guessed that they
were all men, but with miners it was safer not to make assumptions.
"Well, hi, there," the man greeted Tartingill with some false warmth. His eyes,
however, looked as if they didn't know what the word "warmth" meant.
"Uh... hi..." Tartingill managed feebly. "How... you doing?"
The wall-like man looked as if he might crack a smile, but decided firmly
against it. "I was doing just fine until you ran into me. I don't pertickly
appreciate that, ya know?"
Tartingill gulped. "Uh... sorry. I was just... trying to find... I'm lost, you
see, and-"
The man chuckled, and Tartingill didn't go on. "Lost? You shoulda just given up
when the sun went down, ya know? 'S dangerous in Trell at night. Some unsavory
characters around." One of the people behind him suddenly burst out in
high-pitched laughter, but a glance from the man silenced him or her. He
continued, "And you jest met a few of 'em."
Tartingill's shoulders slumped. This was a turn of events he would have
preferred to miss out on. "Sorry I bumped into you... Is there... any way I can
make it up?"
The man seemed genuinely surprised at the offer. "You always give up that easy?"
When Tartingill didn't have any response, the man continued, "What's in the
briefcase?"
Tartingill blinked. There were only official papers in his briefcase, and he
told them so. The wall-like man, however, seemed unsure, and some of his
companions seemed homicidal. "Papers, my ass!", "He's gotta have somethin'
in there!", and "I say we see for ourselves," were a few of the less obscene
things they said on the subject, and the man, who was obviously their leader,
thought the matter over carefully. He was big and brutish, but he didn't seem
stupid.
"Arright. You look honest enough. But you've got money, though." It wasn't a
question.
Tartingill sighed, and reached into his pocket. He reached as deep as he could,
but all he found was empty space. His eyes widened, and he dropped his suitcase,
reaching into his other pocket. It, too, was empty. He gathered his courage and
calmly, reasonably, tried to explain that his pocket had apparently been picked
at some time during his time in the city. This, of course, didn't go over well
with the man and his companions, and they soon expressed their displeasure by
grabbing him and pulling him into the alley to join them. He landed flat on his
butt, and closed his eyes. This was not looking to be a good night.
"How do ya get this open?" the wall-like man asked Tartingill. Tartingill
shrugged and, resignedly, told them that the key had been in his wallet and the
briefcase was designed to be tamper-proof. He only had a chance to raise up his
hands to protect his face as the tamper-proof briefcase flew at his head,
rebounding from his hand painfully to smash into some non-tamper-proof trash
cans. He'd managed to avoid having his eye knocked out, but in a moment the
wall-like man had Tartingill by the collar and slammed the unfortunate Mystic
against one of the alley walls, knocking some other trash-cans out of the way in
the process.
"Okay," the man continued, rather calmly. "Stop screwin' around and give us your
money. Or tell us where and when we can pick it up. We're not above breaking a
few bones, ya know."
"Yeah, like you broke your skull," a woman's voice called. The wall-like man,
Tartingill, and all of the thugs in the alley turned their heads to look at the
far end of the alley. There was a figure standing there, thin, but hard to make
out in the shadows.
The wall-like man frowned. "If I remember correckly, you broke it for me."
The woman chuckled. "Somebody had to. Now put him down, Gaje."
The wall-like man, Gaje, screwed up his face. "Come on, Crys. We're low on cash,
ya know? Besides, this jack-ass started it."
"Don't be stupid," the woman responded, stepping forward so that Tartingill
could get his first look at her, though the moonlight didn't reveal much through
her trench-coat. She was thin, and shapely, if the trench-coat hadn't thoroughly
misled him. Her coat's right arm was sewn up at the elbow, as if she were
missing everything from the elbow to the hand. However, despite this handicap,
she didn't look afraid of Gaje or his cohorts. "You don't even know who this guy
is, do you?"
Gaje blinked. "An' you do?"
"I make it my business to know," Crys responded. "And if you had three brain
cells, you'd realize he's a Mystic. He just arrived in town today."
"So?"
"I swear, Gaje, you were born with more biceps than brains, you know that?" the
woman responded, exasperated. Gaje, unsure as to whether or not to take that as
a compliment, remained silent as she continued, "He doesn't have any cash! All
he has, if he hasn't had his pocket picked already, are some credits."
Gaje turned to look at Tartingill. "This true?" Tartingill nodded, and tried to
explain that he hadn't yet had time to exchange for whatever the currency was
around here, but Gaje ignored him. "Damn." The wall-like man dropped Tartingill,
and the Mystic was extremely relieved. "Get outta here."
Tartingill obliged, and tried to run from the alley as quickly as possible, but
he was grabbed on the way out by the woman's left hand. She held him as firmly
as Gaje had as she continued, "You really need to stop picking on people, Gaje.
One of these days, you're going to go too far, and then you'll either end up
sleeping with the Adamantine or making new and interesting friends in an
interplanetary prison."
"You can't talk to our boss like that!" A high-pitched voice wailed from among
Gaje's comrades. Gaje turned to the gang-member, his expression smoldering, but
the thug didn't seem to notice. "Teach this bitch a lesson, boss!" Gaje suddenly
straightened as if somebody had kicked him from behind. He slowly turned to look
at the woman.
She raised a delicate eyebrow. "What did you just say?"
The high-voiced thug began to notice that nobody was backing him up. The other
thugs were slowly backing away from him, and Gaje was simply standing still as
if afraid to move. Nonetheless, the thug decided that bravado would win out in
the end. "You heard me. Now get outta here, before I decide to teach you to
respect your betters."
Gaje closed his eyes. "Crys, he's a new guy. He-"
"Shut up, Gaje," the woman replied. She didn't sound angry. "So, you're going to
teach me a lesson, Prae?"
The thug jerked back in surprise. "How... how did you know my name?"
She smiled, and released Tartingill. In the sudden tension, he hadn't realized
that her grip was starting to hurt his arm. He considered leaving now, but the
coincidence of it all was too obvious. A mysterious woman rescues him, named
Crys? Too convenient. He was pretty sure he'd found whom he'd been looking for.
She didn't look back to see whether he was leaving or not. She knew. "You
shouldn't threaten ladies, Prae. Especially not this lady. Would you like to
teach me my lesson now, or later?"
Prae glanced around nervously. Something was weird here. His fellow gang-members
were standing out of the way. The woman didn't appear armed. Prae looked to Gaje
for some indication of what to do, but the wall-like man simply shook his head
and stepped out of the way. Prae looked back at Crys, but she was standing with
the impatient air of somebody waiting on a train. He didn't know what was going
on, but Prae decided he sure as hell wasn't going to just walk away when she'd
just challenged him.
As confidently as he could, Prae walked up to the woman and looked her up and
down, trying to give the impression that he wasn't impressed. Her expression
didn't change one way or another. Prae blinked uncertainly. She shouldn't have
been so confident.
Abruptly she sighed. "Come on, Prae. I don't have all night. So either
hit me, or go home."
This challenge thoroughly confused Prae, and he shook his head as if trying to
figure out what was going on, which he was. Frowning, he turned around, and
began to walk away, until he realized what he had just done. She had just
challenged him, and he was walking away? His teeth bared in anger, he
spun and threw his fist at her mouth.
Prae was thrown completely off balance when her hand came up and slapped his
meaty fist aside. He stumbled, and nearly bowled into her, but she simply
stepped to the side and allowed him to fall to the ground. Prae jumped up,
turned, and jumped at her, trying to tackle her, but her knee flew up and
slammed into his chest, knocking him back a step. As he tried to catch his
breath, she calmly let her leg lower to the ground. Prae shook his head and
charged again, but this time he had a surprise.
She didn't even bother hitting this time; she simply spun on one foot out of his
path. As she did so, her left hand whipped out and snatched the knife from his
hand. Prae stumbled to a halt in time to see her simply drop the blade into a
satchel she carried at her side. He growled in rage, and reached behind his
back. "Let's see how you like this, bitch." She didn't blink an eye as he pulled
out the projectile handgun. It was old, and fired bullets instead of energy, but
it would still kill her if he shot her in the right place. And Prae knew how to
use it.
She didn't give him a chance.
The woman simply stepped forward, casually batted the weapon out of his hand,
and grabbed him by the collar with her one hand. She shook her head. "A gun.
Guns piss me off, Prae." Prae didn't have a chance to respond before she hauled
him up into the air as if he weighed nothing, and slammed him into one of the
alley walls. Then she slammed him against the other one. Finally, she threw him
among his comrades, knocking over several who were too slow. Prae lay in a state
of near-unconsciousness, nursing a broken nose, but Crys had already picked up
the gun and knife, and was walking away, leading Tartingill into the night.
Prae managed one final broken-nosed "Bidge!" before collapsing.
Time: 13:32 P.M.
"Don't I know you?" Tartingill asked as he and the mysterious heroine walked
along in the dark. Now that he had somebody with him, the dark didn't seem quite
so oppressive. Besides, she did look familiar. "Have I met you
somewhere?"
"You should know me. You've been looking for me all over the city.
There's not a single thug out there that doesn't know you exist."
Tartingill nodded. This was probably true. He'd asked everybody he met, until he
started getting threats, and even then he'd asked relatively harmless-looking
people. "Yeah, I guessed you were Crystal McKenna. But you look familiar. Are
you a Mystic? Maybe I know your family."
"I'm human," Crystal responded. "At least, I think so." She reached into her
satchel and pulled something out. Without looking back, she tossed it to him.
Tartingill fumbled with it, trying hard not to drop it, but he eventually got it
still and looked at it. It was a wallet. He squinted. It was a very nice wallet.
He opened it up and saw an I.D. "Hey! This is mine!"
"You catch on quick. You ever consider becoming a detective?"
Tartingill was too confused to catch her sarcasm. "But... how'd you get it? Did
you find the pick-pocket?"
Crystal shook her head. "Oh, come on, Gill. You can't be that dense."
Tartingill blinked at the nickname, but also at a realization. "You
picked my pocket!"
"If you were any sharper, you'd be a spoon, Gill."
"But... but why?" Tartingill was flabbergasted, and in fact stopped in the
street for a moment, until he realized that she wasn't going to slow down, and
had to hurry in order to catch up with her again.
"I was testing you," Crystal replied, as if explaining that the sky was green
(on Terrenus VII, it was). "I wanted to see when you'd notice. The fact that you
didn't notice until you were about to have your face rearranged wasn't
encouraging. You really will need my help."
Tartingill looked up from his wallet. "Hey, I'm missing twenty credits!"
Crystal shrugged. "Finder's fee."
"Finders fee!? You stole it!"
Crystal rounded on him suddenly, and he had to pull up short or run into her.
"Alright, then, how about the 'just saved your ass five minutes ago' fee?" she
responded irritably.
Tartingill winced. She had a point. But she didn't belabor the point, instead
turning around. She walked on, and left Tartingill to follow or not. He
followed.
Time: 14:04 P.M.
Tartingill had to blink sleep from his eyes as he walked. "How long are the
nights here, anyway? Is it winter?"
Crystal shook her head. "Thirty-hour day. It's an hour 'til midnight."
He absorbed this in silence, and continued to follow her. However, in about two
minutes he hit his toe and nearly tripped. He looked down, and found that he was
standing in front of a short set of steps leading up to a door. He looked back
up to see Crystal unlocking the door and walking in. He quickly followed her in,
and blinked in surprise at what he saw.
Stuffed toys. Lots of them. Literally dozens, maybe even a hundred. Fuzzy bears,
cuddly puppies, playful kittens, something he supposed was a Raccoon (an animal
not native to Mysticia), and even a jelly-filled sac that was apparently
supposed to be an amoeba, or maybe a giant Mystician slime. A refrigerator was
in the corner, covered with adorable little magnets, all of some little
large-eyed child or kitten or something equally loveable. Here and there were
scattered shirts or pants, often fuzzy, not to mention too small for any human
(or Mystic) to wear comfortably. The couch was green and red, in such a way as
to suggest that it was a Venus' flytrap in disguise.
Crystal stared hard at him, waiting for him to say something. When he finally
smiled and shrugged as if saying "I've seen worse," she sighed. "This is my
roommate's I live on the second floor."
Tartingill nodded, relieved. He'd hate to have a bodyguard that loved stuffed
animals. Crystal took off her coat, threw it among the other clothes strewn
along the floor, and walked to the refrigerator, completely ignoring the
magnets. Tartingill used the chance to get a good look at her in the light.
Now that she had taken off her coat, Tartingill could see that she was indeed
very nicely shaped. Thin, lithely muscular, with multicolored (ranging from red
to blue, and everything in between) hair cut short at the shoulders. She wore a
very simple greyish-blue outfit, one he assumed that all miners wore. It
consisted of a shirt that was would have hung to her knees if she hadn't tucked
it in, and long-legged pants. Her left sleeve was ripped at the elbow, leaving
her forearm unprotected, and her right sleeve was folded at the elbow, so that
her half-an-arm was kept from all scrutiny.
Her face drew most of the attention from her arm, though for different reasons.
Her face wasn't especially clean, but it was extremely well-shaped, the kind of
face that Tartingill usually saw in some of his dreams. Her eyes were violet,
and he was unable to read anything from them. All in all, her face was... regal.
He considered telling her so, but figured that she already knew. Plus, he didn't
want this to get personal. She was his bodyguard. Maybe she'd do a little
more than <U>guard</U> my body, he thought, but firmly put a stop to those
thoughts. Survival was more important than sex. If he ever met her again on
another planet, maybe...
He blinked again. "You!" Crystal turned around, only looking only slightly
surprised at the outburst. "You're... you're..."
Crystal rolled her eyes. "Oh. The hooker. Yeah, that was me."
Tartingill winced. "I was going to say 'Lady of the Evening', but yes, that's
what I meant. You're the one I met on the street." She'd hidden her arm and worn
something so wispy and thin and tight that he'd completely forgotten to look at
her face for more than a second. "So, you work... two jobs, eh?"
Crystal stared at him for a moment before putting her hand to her mouth. Her
shoulders started shaking, and Tartingill thought for a moment that he must have
somehow made her start to cry and maybe these dolls were hers, and maybe
she wasn't such a great bodyguard-
Crystal burst into hysterical laughter. It was as if he'd just made the funniest
joke in the world. She laughed so hard that she had to lean against the adorably
decorated refrigerator. She finally ground to a halt, but the smile on her face
transformed her in a wonderful manner. She no longer seemed harsh and tough, a
child of the streets. She now seemed to have some memory of happiness in her
eyes, which were not so impenetrable any more.
"That was your pick-up line?" She asked, and Tartingill turned bright red. "You
want to pay for a night with me, and that's the best you do?" She shook her
head, still smiling, and turned to rummage through the refrigerator. "Hell, no,
I'm not a hooker. If you've got to know, and you probably won't give up until
you do know, I was looking for you. I'd gotten a tip from a friend at the
shuttle drop-off that you'd be looking for me. While you were so fascinated with
looking down the dress I borrowed from my roommate, I picked your pocket, though
you probably thought I was trying to do something else to you."
Tartingill tried very, very hard not to look disappointed. He wouldn't have paid
for her services. Of course not. He was a gentleman, and he was simply curious
as to what she did in her spare time. He looked disappointed.
Crystal stood up and swallowed something she'd eaten straight out of the fridge.
She wiped her mouth and leaned against the refrigerator again. Her smile was now
nothing more than the sides of her mouth rising very slightly. "So. Since you
don't have your own place yet, where do you want to sleep?"
"What do you have?"
"Well, there's the couch here," she gestured to the green and red monstrosity.
Tartingill grimaced, and Crystal told him, "It's more comfortable than it
looks."
Tartingill remained unconvinced, and said so. "What's that room?" he asked. He
pointed to a door that had a sign tacked to it that said "Candy" in big, blocky
letters.
"That's Candy's room," Crystal replied. "My roommate. You can sleep there if you
want, but I wouldn't recommend it. The last guy who decided to sleep in her room
got a warm welcome. Warm, wet, and sticky."
"Really?"
"Yeah. She threw up on him and passed out. If she's not drunk, you might
get a welcome you'd enjoy much more, but I wouldn't take the chance if I were
you. And finally, there's my bedroom." She pointed towards a set of stairs in
one corner of the room, right by the front door.
Tartingill raised an eyebrow. "Your bedroom?"
Crystal nodded. "That's what you want?" Tartingill didn't immediately say "no,"
so she continued. "Great. I'll sleep on the couch, then. I told you it was more
comfortable than it looked. My bed's hard as a rock." She dropped to the couch.
"Sleep tight, and don't make a mess."
Time: 14:17 P.M.
Tartingill climbed the last step and turned on a nearby light switch to get a
better view of his surroundings. This room was much more like he'd expected from
Crystal. Her warning not to make a mess could only have been a joke, because the
room was a mess.
There were weights scattered around the room, as well as random t-shirts, pants
ranging from shorts to jeans, and some pillows with frills around them. It
occurred to him that these might be gifts from Candy, but somehow he doubted it.
A woman needs frilly pillows, bodyguard or not.
There were also pictures up on the walls. Some were pencil sketches, some were
paintings, and some were black-and-whites, done in a method he'd only seen in
museums. Something to do with an old fuel, Coal. Most of them seemed to be
either action scenes or portraits, apparently of people she knew. One was of a
pale man with long blue hair. He appeared in several battle scenes, wielding, of
all things, a scythe. There were also scenes of a spike-haired man, a woman with
glasses, a robot, and others. Most of the pictures, though, were of one man. The
length of his hair changed from picture to picture, and so did a few of his
facial features, like a scar on his right cheek, but he was always blond, and
his green eyes could always be seen. There wasn't a single portrait of him. They
were all action pictures.
After having looked at all of the art, obviously all done by Crystal, he looked
around a little more. The bed did indeed look hard as a rock. In fact, it didn't
look like she ever actually slept in it. She probably always slept on the couch,
and tricked everybody into sleeping in her bed. There was also a safe with an
extraordinarily complex-looking lock. In a place like this, it was probably
necessary.
A crash from below made him flinch. Fearing trouble, he hurried to the top of
the stairs, only to see the door slam shut. A beautiful woman with curly black
hair was trying to stand still in the entrance. She was trying, because she was
obviously very drunk. She ended up leaning against the closed door. "Hay,
Cryss," she slurred. "Yurr uplate."
"Nothing gets past you, Candy." Tartingill couldn't see Crystal from his vantage
point, but he could tell her expression was sarcastic.
Candy, however, smiled. "I told you before, I'm a geenius." She made a gesture
with her hand, but what it was meant to be, nobody could say. "You'd have to get
up prity urly to slip sum'n past me." She belched softly, and giggled. "But you
don't get up early."
Crystal came into Tartingill's view, and took Candy by the shoulders. Slowly,
she led the drunken beauty out of view, towards her own room. "Yeah, I know.
But, uh, keep it down, okay? We've got a guest upstairs."
"You mean... there's a guy up there? In your room? Way to go!" Candy shouted
before Crystal could have gotten her to the door.
Crystal sighed. "He's a client, Can. You should know better than that."
"Crys, you know I'm only looking out for ya, right?" Candy asked. Crystal must
have made some sort of gesture of agreement, because she continued, "Good. You
need to trust me. You're not happy. I am. You know why?"
"Now's not the time, Can-"
"Because you never get any!" Candy shouted. "I mean, you're almost as pretty as
I am. If I were a man, I'd jump on you like... like... well, I'd jump on you.
No, let me finish." Crystal let out a sigh, but Candy kept on going. "You're too
uptight. You need to loosen up. There are plenty of big, muscalur men in Trell.
Just walk up to one, and say-"
"That's enough!" Crystal interrupted, exasperated. "Damn it, Can, it's none of
your business what I do or don't do enough of. Go to bed." Candy tried to reply,
but Crystal repeated her order, and Tartingill heard the sound of Candy's door
slamming.
Tartingill waited a moment, but finally decided he should just go to bed. It was
hard as a rock, but he slept like one, too.
Month: 4. Day: 16. Time: 10:00 A.M.
Tartingill awoke to a quiet hiss. He'd slept in his business suit, so it looked
a little wrinkled, but he didn't change. He didn't think it would make much of a
difference to his bodyguard or her roommate how he looked. Still, he decided to
check himself out in a nearby mirror, if only to check on his hair.
His hair was fine, in a way; it didn't look more messy than usual. It was white
hair, and stuck out in all directions anyway. He was a Mystic of the Tareole
family, and white hair ran in it. So did white irises. So also did human-shaded
skin, so he supposed a human would look like him if his hair were bleached and
he wore white contact lenses. He wasn't particularly muscular, or fat. He was
ordinary. His face was unremarkable, perfect for the thankless profession of Tax
Collector. He thought it was handsome enough, with its strong jawline and
straight nose. Like most Mystics, though, he wasn't particularly hairy. This
wasn't a trait he missed, just one that he noticed, especially in a city mostly
full of humans. Of course, he'd pass for human if you didn't know what to look
for, and in fact he could have a child by a human, if he so wished. He didn't,
but it was nice to know there was something to fall back on if he couldn't
settle down with a nice Mystic girl. His parents would have heart-attacks again,
(between them they'd had about seven, without sign of slowing down) but he could
live with that if they could. And they could.
Tartingill descended the stairs, and was pleasantly surprised to find Crystal,
who hadn't changed during the night either, cooking breakfast. She nodded at the
couch and Tartingill sat down on it, clearing some junk from the semi-circular
table, conveniently placed a foot away from the couch. One object caught his
eye, though. It was round and shiny. He picked it up. It looked to be glass,
and... He chuckled. It was a fake eye-ball. He shook his head, wondering where
Crystal and her roommate had come across something like this, and why they'd
kept it.
"I'd wash my hands before I eat if I were you," Crystal told him, walking up to
sit beside him on the couch, setting a plate down in front of him with hastily
cooked bacon and eggs.
Tartingill was about to tell her that of course he'd wash his hands, but then he
got a look at her face. It was different from the night before. Her right eye
was covered by an eye-patch. "What happened to your eye?" he asked, baffled.
Crystal looked up from her food just long enough to say, "Guess," and continued
eating.
Tartingill blinked. Guess? How would he know what happened to her... He glanced
at his own hand. "Ugh!" he shouted, and threw the glass eye away from him,
across the room. It hit a wall with a thunk. He quickly started rubbing
his hand on his hip.
"Told you you'd want to wash your hands. Before you do, though, go pick it up.
I'm going to need to put it in before I go to work."
Tartingill grimaced, but got up and began to look for the small orb. He soon
found it, but it appeared to be broken in half. It lay in two hollow
hemispheres, as if cracked along an invisible seam. A small nugget of silvery
metal lay between the two pieces. He leaned down to pick up the nugget, but
quickly drew back his fingers and stuck them in his mouth. That metal was hot!
He squatted down to get a better look. Either the two broken pieces just
happened to land on either side of the small nugget, which was unlikely to say
the least, or the nugget had been hidden inside the hollow eye. Why in the world
Crystal would want to hide a nugget in her own glass eye was beyond him,
unless... "Crystal," he called. "Where do you work? You're not a full-time
bodyguard?"
Crystal stopped eating for a moment. "I'm a miner. And no, I'm not full-time.
Nobody needs full-time protection, unless they're real important, and
then they'd be paying more than you. Don't worry though. You'll be alright alone
here until you find your own place, which I hope is very soon. If you don't move
out, Candy might take it upon herself to play match-maker."
Tartingill frowned. She was a miner? "What do you mine?"
"What is this, an interrogation? You gonna eat your breakfast or not?" Crystal
asked, annoyed. "If you don't, Candy'll get to it." Tartingill tried to mumble
some sort of apology, which seemed to earn Crystal's indulgence. "I mine
Adamantine ore."
Tartingill nodded to himself. He flicked the nugget again, and it still felt
hot, although the carpet suffered no burn. He tapped his magic briefly, just
enough to get a look at the nugget through the Ether. It was completely dark. No
magic flowed through it, or even near it. It was a dark zone. Which would
explain why it burned a Mystic. The question was, what was it doing in her eye?
The answer suggested itself immediately, for Tartingill, who had both an eye for
making money and a good memory. This Adamantine, though he'd never heard of it,
was obviously a magic-resistant metal. Such a metal was probably resistant to
most types of energy. It would be very useful to the Empire or to anybody who
wanted it, and it would probably fetch a high price on whatever Black Market
there was around her. Tartingill had heard before coming to Trell that miners
were watched like hawks, and were even given cavity searches, just to avoid any
theft. But who would suspect hiding something in a glass eye? Tartingill himself
hadn't been able to see anything odd about her eye when she was wearing it, and
those who did notice it probably wouldn't think of it as a feasible
hiding-place. It was brilliant.
And illegal. Tartingill's first instinct was to confront Crystal, and say
something along the lines of "Don't you know better? Give this back right now,
young lady." This, of course, was a bad idea, but no other idea immediately
suggested itself. If he ratted on her, he'd be short a bodyguard. If he told her
he knew, he'd be short a bodyguard, and possibly have a new enemy besides. He
certainly didn't want Crystal McKenna for an enemy.
In the end, he decided to put off the decision, and picked up one of the halves
of the eye. With it, he scooped up the nugget, and put the two halves together.
With a slight twist, they were joined again, and he couldn't tell they'd ever
been separated. He picked it up, and glanced over to see if Crystal had noticed
something odd about his hesitation. But no, she was absorbed in her food.
Tartingill carried the eye to the sink in the kitchen, and as he washed it,
Candy's door opened.
She was still beautiful, though obviously hung-over, and obviously only human.
Her long, dark hair hung around her pretty and well-shaped face. The hair was
cut so that it hung down exactly low enough to reach her breasts, obviously to
draw attention to them. She didn't look to have changed her clothes since the
last night, but the rumpled t-shirt and faded jeans made her look somewhat...
wild. She saw him, and smiled blearily at him. Her eyes, though muddled, were
green.
Then she noticed the breakfast already cooked, and forgot all about him. She
jumped over the back of the couch, and joined her roommate. Tartingill frowned
as she began to tear into his breakfast, but his mind was too preoccupied with
the glass eye in his hand to care too much about the loss of the cold bacon and
eggs. Crystal had not been overly nice to him, but she had protected him when
nobody else would have. On the other hand, she was a thief, and he was an agent,
however low on the ladder, of the Mystician Empire.
What he wouldn't realize until much, much later, was that this decision would
effect the course of events in the Galaxy for centuries to come. His decision
would save countless millions, or destroy untold millions. Yet the thing he
worried about most was whether or not he'd ever see her smile again.
"Oh, how I rue the day I discovered that nugget. And yet, if I hadn't, I
would have still been a lowly Tax Collector. Am I happier as a hero? Maybe.
Maybe not..."
-The Tartingill Chronicles
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